Potty Jokes That Don't Stink for Kids
Get ready to laugh out loud with our latest collection of potty humor that's perfect for kids and approved by dads! From silly toilet tales to goofy bathroom banter, these 11 potty dad jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and make your family's day a little brighter. Whether you're looking for a laugh to share at the dinner table or just want to lighten the mood, these jokes are just what you need.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
Why would you fart in a wallet? To make gas money!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
How do you get the bathroom unlocked? With a doo-key!
Why was the pencil so stinky? It was a number 2!
What kind of shoes do plumbers love? Clogs!
Why was the baker's stomach hurting? He kneaded to poo!
What did the toilet paper say after the race? I feel so wiped out!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
How does a dung beetle freshen up its house? They use poop-ouri!
I Hope you had a blast with these flush-tastic potty dad jokes! Now, wash your hands and find some more of our dad jokes.