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10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes - Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 2

We hope you saved room for seconds because we have volume 2 of the 10 most funny Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids. If you haven't laughed along to Thanksgiving jokes volume 1, you can start there. 

What do you a call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!

Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckle on their hat!

What did pilgrims use to make cookies? May Flour!

What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!

What's a genie's favorite part of the turkey? The wishbone!

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!

What do you get when you cross a Mayflower passenger with a cracker? A Pil-graham!

What do turkeys call a test at school? Eggs-amination!

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!

There you have it, 10 funny Thanksgiving jokes you can share with friends and family for the Holidays. We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.