10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes - Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 2

We hope you saved room for seconds because we have volume 2 of the 10 most funny Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids. If you haven't laughed along to Thanksgiving jokes volume 1, you can start there. 

Drawing of a birthday pilgrim with the caption: What do you a call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!

What do you a call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!

Drawing of a pilgrim with their pants down with the caption: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckle on their hat!

Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckle on their hat!

Drawing of a cookie that looks like a pilgrim with the caption: What did pilgrims use to make cookies? May Flour!

What did pilgrims use to make cookies? May Flour!

Drawing of a Thanksgiving turkey with a wooden leg with the caption: What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!

What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!

Drawing of a Thanksgiving pumpkin pie with the caption: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!

Drawing of Genie from Disney's Aladdin with the caption: What's a genie's favorite part of the turkey? The wishbone!

What's a genie's favorite part of the turkey? The wishbone!

Drawing of a Thanksgiving turkey running fast with the caption: What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!

Drawing of a graham cracker dressed like a pilgrim with the caption: What do you get when you cross a Mayflower passenger with a cracker? A Pil-graham!

What do you get when you cross a Mayflower passenger with a cracker? A Pil-graham!

Drawing of a Thanksgiving turkey taking a test with the caption: What do turkeys call a test at school? Eggs-amination!

What do turkeys call a test at school? Eggs-amination!

Drawing of a nose smelling Thanksgiving dinner with the caption: What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!

There you have it, 10 funny Thanksgiving jokes you can share with friends and family for the Holidays. We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.

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