Funny Fart Jokes

These silent but deadly fart jokes are a real toot for the whole family. Parents, don’t be disgusted, all these fart jokes are kid-friendly. We didn't forget about all the fathers out there—these puns and one-liners make for great fart dad jokes too.

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Why was the pencil so stinky? It was a number 2!
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What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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What do you get if you poop in your overalls? Dung-arees!
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What do you get when a king farts? Noble gas!
What do you get when a king farts? Noble gas!
Why would you fart in a wallet? To make gas money!
Why would you fart in a wallet? To make gas money!

A funny joke about how farting in your wallet can magically make gas money appear.

What are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water? Number one. And number two!
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A funny joke that will leave you feeling flushed.

How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry? With a doo-key!
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A funny joke about getting out of a stinky situation.