Funny Christmas Jokes

Here are the funniest holly jolly Christmas jokes guaranteed to make everyone laugh. No matter if you’re on the naughty or nice list, all of these Christmas jokes are kid-friendly, and Santa approved. We didn't forget about all the fathers out there—these puns and one-liners make for great Christmas dad jokes too.

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How does a snowman get around? By riding an 'icicle!
How does a snowman get around? By riding an 'icicle!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!
What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies!
Why don't Christmas presents ever get cold? Because they're always wrapped up!
Why don't Christmas presents ever get cold? Because they're always wrapped up!
Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private "elf" care!
Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private "elf" care!
10 Funny Christmas Jokes - Christmas dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 3
10 Funny Christmas Jokes - Christmas dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 3
How does Santa Claus clean his hands after Christmas? Hand Santa-tizer!
How does Santa Claus clean his hands after Christmas? Hand Santa-tizer!
What does a snowman say when they don't want to do something? Snow-way-man!
What does a snowman say when they don't want to do something? Snow-way-man!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!
Where does Santa swim? The North Pool!
Where does Santa swim? The North Pool!
What did the big Christmas candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight!
What did the big Christmas candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight!
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause!
What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most? ELFies!
What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most? ELFies!
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
Why couldn't the pony sing Christmas carols? Because they were a little horse!
Why couldn't the pony sing Christmas carols? Because they were a little horse!
What do you call Santa when he falls in the fireplace? Krisp Kringle!
What do you call Santa when he falls in the fireplace? Krisp Kringle!
What do you call it when Santa claps his hands? Santapplause!
What do you call it when Santa claps his hands? Santapplause!
What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
What kind of bug hates Christmas? A bah humbug!
What kind of bug hates Christmas? A bah humbug!
What happened to the elf who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!
What happened to the elf who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!
What's red, white, and blue at Christmas? A sad candy cane!
What's red, white, and blue at Christmas? A sad candy cane!
Why was the snowman embarrassed at the grocery store? He got caught picking his nose!
Why was the snowman embarrassed at the grocery store? He got caught picking his nose!
What is a Christmas tree's favorite shape? A tree-angle!
What is a Christmas tree's favorite shape? A tree-angle!
Why does Santa have trouble spelling? Because he thinks there is Noel!
Why does Santa have trouble spelling? Because he thinks there is Noel!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
Why did the snowman go to the dentist? To fix his frostbite!
Why did the snowman go to the dentist? To fix his frostbite!

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