What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies!

A snowman eating cereal

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because I've got a frosty joke that's cooler than the North Pole! Now, imagine a snowman waking up in the morning, all chilly and craving a hearty breakfast. What does he reach for in his snowy pantry, you ask? Well, folks, the answer is guaranteed to make you chuckle: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies! That's right, they start their day with a frosty bowl of humor, and it's snow darn good! 🥣❄️😄

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