Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

Here are the funniest Thanksgiving jokes, albeit a little corny, that are perfect for serving up to the entire family. All of our jokes are kid-friendly and safe for the dinner table. We didn't forget about all the fathers out there—these puns and one-liners make for great dad jokes too.

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!
Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!
Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! 🦃🐛😂
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! 🦃🐛😂
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁
Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄
Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄
Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!
Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!
What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"
What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁🦃
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁🦃
How do leaves get from place to place? In their autumn-mobile!
How do leaves get from place to place? In their autumn-mobile!
What did the dog say before Thanksgiving dinner? Bone appetite!
What did the dog say before Thanksgiving dinner? Bone appetite!
What do you call a chef who invents a new pie recipe? A pieoneer!
What do you call a chef who invents a new pie recipe? A pieoneer!
10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes - Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 2
10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes - Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 2
10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes - Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 1
10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes - Thanksgiving dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 1
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
What do turkeys call a test at school? Eggs-amination!
What do turkeys call a test at school? Eggs-amination!
What do you get when you cross a Mayflower passenger with a cracker? A Pil-graham!
What do you get when you cross a Mayflower passenger with a cracker? A Pil-graham!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
What's a genie's favorite part of the turkey? The wishbone!
What's a genie's favorite part of the turkey? The wishbone!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!
What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!
What did pilgrims use to make cookies? May Flour!
What did pilgrims use to make cookies? May Flour!
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckle on their hat!
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckle on their hat!
What do you a call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!
What do you a call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest!
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest!
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!

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