Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckle on their hat!

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Nov 18

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of a pilgrim with no pants. Funny Thanksgiving joke

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!

Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!

Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! 🦃🐛😂

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! 🦃🐛😂

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁

Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄

Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄

Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!

Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!

What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"

What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"

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What did pilgrims use to make cookies? May Flour!

What do you a call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!