What did pilgrims use to make cookies? May Flour!

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Nov 20

Written By Brian Vanaski

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Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! 🦃🐛😂

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁

Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄

Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄

Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!

Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!

What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"

What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"

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