Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! πŸŒ½πŸ˜„

Drawing of a pilgrim telling secrets and a corn listening in

Hey there, lovely folks of Learn Funny Jokes! Gather 'round because I've got a hilarious dad joke that'll have you rolling in the maize (get it?). Picture this: You're wandering through a picturesque cornfield with a group of chatty pilgrims. Suddenly, one of them leans in, eager to spill some juicy secrets. But wait! Before they can even open their mouth, another pilgrim pipes up, saying, "Hold on a minute! We can't share secrets here, you know why? Because the corn has ears!" πŸŒ½πŸ˜„ Ah, the wonders of agriculture never fail to bring us laughter. Now, let's get ready to harvest some good ol' jokes and have a corny time together!

Thanksgiving dad joke.


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