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Why was the snowman embarrassed at the grocery store? He got caught picking his nose!
Why was the snowman embarrassed at the grocery store? He got caught picking his nose!
What do you call a garbage can that doesn't know anything? A dumb-ster!
What do you call a garbage can that doesn't know anything? A dumb-ster!
What kind of shoe do plumbers love? Clogs!
What kind of shoe do plumbers love? Clogs!
Why was the pencil so stinky? It was a number 2!
Why was the pencil so stinky? It was a number 2!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor!
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
What do you get if you poop in your overalls? Dung-arees!
What do you get if you poop in your overalls? Dung-arees!
What do you get when a king farts? Noble gas!
What do you get when a king farts? Noble gas!
Why would you fart in a wallet? To make gas money!
Why would you fart in a wallet? To make gas money!
What are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water? Number one. And number two!
What are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water? Number one. And number two!

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