Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!

Drawing of a pilgrim baker

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because it's time for a classic dad joke that's sure to leave you in stitches! Now, picture this: a Pilgrim back in the day, and he's faced with a choice - should he make bread or not? But why, oh why, did this wise Pilgrim refuse to knead and bake? Well, folks, the answer is as simple as it is crumby! So, brace yourselves for a laugh as we delve into the deliciously punny world of, "Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!" 🍞😄

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