Where does Santa swim? The North Pool!

Holiday jokes

Nov 27

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of Santa swimming in the North Pool

This funny Christmas joke will make a splash this Holiday. Funny Christmas joke.

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Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private "elf" care!

Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private "elf" care!

How does Santa Claus clean his hands after Christmas? Hand Santa-tizer!

How does Santa Claus clean his hands after Christmas? Hand Santa-tizer!

Where does Santa swim? The North Pool!

Where does Santa swim? The North Pool!

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause!

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause!

What do you call Santa when he falls in the fireplace? Krisp Kringle!

What do you call Santa when he falls in the fireplace? Krisp Kringle!

What do you call it when Santa claps his hands? Santapplause!

What do you call it when Santa claps his hands? Santapplause!

What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!

What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!

Why does Santa have trouble spelling? Because he thinks there is Noel!

Why does Santa have trouble spelling? Because he thinks there is Noel!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues!

Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!

Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!

What do you call Father Christmas at the beach? Sandy Claus!

What do you call Father Christmas at the beach? Sandy Claus!

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate? He has a black belt!

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate? He has a black belt!

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What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!

What did the big Christmas candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight!