10 Funny Christmas Jokes - Christmas dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 3

Here are 10 funny Christmas jokes gift wrapped just for you this Holiday season. All of our holiday jokes are hilarious dad jokes that you can tell your kids, guaranteeing solid belly laughs all around.

Drawing of a burnt Santa. Christmas jokes

What do you call Santa when he falls in the fireplace? Krisp Kringle!

Drawing of a sad Christmas horse. Christmas joke

Why couldn't the pony sing Christmas carols? Because they were a little horse!

Drawing of a melted snowman. Snowman joke

What do you call an old snowman? Water!

Drawing of a paused Santa. Christmas jokes

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause!

Drawing of an Elf selfie. Christmas elf joke

What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most? ELFies!

Drawing of a dancing snowman

What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!

Drawing of two candles talking. Christmas joke

What did the big Christmas candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight!

Drawing of Santa swimming in the North Pool

Where does Santa swim? The North Pool!

Drawing of a snowman saying no

What does a snowman say when they don’t want to do something? Snow-way-man!

Drawing of Santa on a bottle of hand sanitizer

How does Santa Claus clean his hands after Christmas? Hand Santa-tizer!

There you have it, 10 funny Christmas jokes you can share with friends and family for the Holidays. We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.

Other joke collections you may also like

Previous
Previous

What’s a dog’s favorite food? Pawsta!

Next
Next

How does Santa Claus clean his hands after Christmas? Hand Santa-tizer!