10 Funny Christmas Jokes - Christmas dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 1

Funny Christmas jokes are the perfect gift to get everyone into the holiday spirit. Whether you’re sharing cute Christmas jokes for kids at school or an eye-rolling dad jokes at the family Christmas Eve dinner, we have you covered.

Drawing of a cute Christmas elf with the caption: What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!

What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!

Drawing of a snowman with six pack abs with the caption: What do you call a snow person with a six-pack? Abdominal Snowman!

What do you call a snow person with a six-pack? Abdominal Snowman!

Drawing of a snowman that looks like a vampire with the caption: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

Drawing of spoon full of snow flakes with the caption: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Snowflakes!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Snowflakes!

Drawing of a polar bear in the north poll with the caption: Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!

Drawing of a dog in a Santa costume with the caption: What do you call a dog who loves Christmas? Feliz Navidog!

What do you call a dog who loves Christmas? Feliz Navidog!

Drawing of a Christmas ornament with the caption: What do reindeers use to decorate their Christmas trees? Hornaments!

What do reindeers use to decorate their Christmas trees? Hornaments!

Drawing of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer with the caption: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history!

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history!

Drawing of a pineapple decorated like a Christmas tree with the caption: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!

Drawing of a frog dressed like Santa with the caption: What’s covered in tinsel and goes ribbit-ribbit? A mistle-toad!

What’s covered in tinsel and goes ribbit-ribbit? A mistle-toad!

We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.

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