Top 10 Football Jokes - NFL Dad Jokes

Hey there, young football fans! Are you ready for a touchdown of laughter? Today, we've got a field full of hilarious football dad jokes that will have you and your friends in stitches. So, grab your helmets and get ready to score some laughs with these pun-tastic sports jokes! Let's kick it off!

A cute ghost playing football

Why was the ghost asked to join the football team?
They needed a little team spirit!

A NFL Coach going to the bank holding a quarter

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!

A Trex playing football

What do you call a dinosaur that scores touchdowns?
A Tyranno-score-us Rex!

What did the football say to the punter?
I get a kick out of you!

Football player standing in front of a fan

Why don't football players get hot?
Because of all the fans!

A cute dog wearing boxing gloves

Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!

A cheetah playing football in the jungle

Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

Cinderella in front of a football coach that is a pumpkin

Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
Her coach was a pumpkin!

A skeleton playing football

Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it!

A knight playing football

When should football players wear armor?
When they play knight games!

And there you have it, folks, a touchdown-worthy collection of football dad jokes for kids! If you enjoyed this video, don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe for more sports-tastic humor!

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