10 Funny Christmas Jokes - Christmas dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 2

Top 10 Funny JokesHoliday jokes
Written By Brian Vanaski

We have 10 funny Christmas jokes gift wrapped just for you. All of our holiday jokes are hilarious dad jokes that are appropriate enough for kids, guaranteeing solid belly laughs all around.

Drawing of fish with a Santa hat on with the caption: What do fish sing during winter? Christmas corals!

What do fish sing during winter? Christmas corals!

Drawing of ghostly Christmas present with the caption: What do you call a holiday gift when it dies? The Ghost of Christmas Present!

What do you call a holiday gift when it dies? The Ghost of Christmas Present!

Drawing of a Christmas gingerbread man with the caption: What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!

What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!

Drawing of thyme with a Santa hat on with the caption: Which cooking seasoning is the most festive? Christmas Thyme!

Which cooking seasoning is the most festive? Christmas Thyme!

Drawing a T-rex that looks like a Christmas tree with the caption: Which dinosaur loves Christmas the most? Tree Rex!

Which dinosaur loves Christmas the most? Tree Rex!

Drawing of Santa Claus with his bag of presents with the caption: How can you tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents!

How can you tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents!

Drawing of a sheep covered with Christmas lights with the caption: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? Baaaa humbug!

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? Baaaa humbug!

Drawing of Santa Claus at the South Poll with the caption: What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause!

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause!

Drawing of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer with the caption: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph!

Drawing of Santa Claus with a karate black belt with the caption: Why is Santa Claus so good at karate? He has a black belt!

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate? He has a black belt!

There you have it, 10 funny Christmas jokes you can share with friends and family for the Holidays. We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.

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