Funny Christmas jokes are the perfect gift to get everyone into the holiday spirit. Whether you’re sharing cute Christmas jokes for kids at school or an eye-rolling dad jokes at the family Christmas Eve dinner, we have you covered.

What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!

What do you call a snow person with a six-pack? Abdominal Snowman!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Snowflakes!

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!

What do you call a dog who loves Christmas? Feliz Navidog!

What do reindeers use to decorate their Christmas trees? Hornaments!

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!

What’s covered in tinsel and goes ribbit-ribbit? A mistle-toad!

We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.

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