Here are the top 10 funniest candy-corny Halloween jokes for 2020.

Each month I compile the top 10 jokes from our Learn Funny Jokes Instagram page and share them here for you to learn. 

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10

What fruit do ghosts like?
Strawboo-rises!

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9 

How do French skeletons say hello?
Bone-jour!

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8

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch!

7

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine!

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6

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo!

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5 

What do you call a wolf that knows what's going on?
Awarewolf!

4 

Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!

3 

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!

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2 

How many monsters are good at math?
None unless you count Dracula!

1 

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-Jeans!

There you have it! The top 10 funniest Halloween jokes from October 2020.

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