Top 10 Funny Halloween Jokes - 2020
Here are the top 10 funniest candy-corny Halloween jokes for 2020.
Each month I compile the top 10 jokes from our Learn Funny Jokes Instagram page and share them here for you to learn.
10
What fruit do ghosts like?
Strawboo-rises!
9
How do French skeletons say hello?
Bone-jour!
8
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch!
7
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine!
6
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo!
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5
What do you call a wolf that knows what's going on?
Awarewolf!
4
Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!
3
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
2
How many monsters are good at math?
None unless you count Dracula!
1
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-Jeans!
There you have it! The top 10 funniest Halloween jokes from October 2020.
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