Top 10 Funny Presidents Day Jokes - Vol 1
President's Day, also known as Washington's Birthday, is a national holiday in the United States that honors the country's presidents. It's a day to celebrate and honor the leaders who have held the highest office in the land, including George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and many others. In addition to reflecting on these great leaders' contributions, President's Day is also a time for fun and laughter. Here are some funny dad jokes and jokes for kids to make you smile on this special day.
What kind of tea do presidents drink? Liber-tea!
What do you call a hamster with a top hat? Abrahamster Lincoln!
What kind of tea did honest Abe Lincoln drink? Honest-tea
What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president?George Squashington!
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!
What would you get if you crossed an ape with the sixteenth U.S. president? Ape Lincoln!
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli!
What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? Presidentures!
What rock group has four men who don’t sing? Mount Rushmore!
Whether you're sharing these dad jokes and jokes for kids with friends and family or just enjoying them on your own, they're sure to bring a smile to your face. Happy President's Day!