10 Funny Classroom Jokes - Jokes teachers can tell kids - Volume 1

We have 10 funny classroom jokes that teachers can tell their students in the classroom. We’re so excited to create jokes for educators because they have been our biggest fans. I love hearing how our jokes and illustrations are shared with kids in classrooms around the globe. If you’re a teacher looking for funny jokes to share with your students, you’re in the right spot. We hope we get an A+ for the jokes. 

Drawing of a ruler dressed like a king with the caption: Why was the king only a foot tall? He was a ruler!

Why was the king only a foot tall? He was a ruler!

Drawing of an 8 with a belt on with the caption: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

Drawing of a broom sleeping with the caption: Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept!

Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept!

Drawing of a sun with the caption: Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!

Drawing of a sad math book with the caption: Why was the math book so upset? Because it was full of problems!

Why was the math book so upset? Because it was full of problems!

Drawing of a snake reaching a history book with the caption: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!

What is a snake's favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!

Drawing of a straight A with the caption: How do you get straight A's? By using a ruler!

How do you get straight A's? By using a ruler!

Drawing of a buffalo waving goodbye with the caption: What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison!

Drawing of a knight with the caption: Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference

Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference

Drawing of a snake making a circle with the caption: What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!

There you have it, 10 funny classroom jokes teachers can share with students in the classroom.

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