Top 10 funniest Thanksgiving jokes - November 2020

Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving is right around the corner, which makes this the perfect time to learn a funny joke to tell your family and friends around the dinner table.

Here are the top 10 funniest Thanksgiving jokes for 2020. Each month I compile the top 10 jokes from our Learn Funny Jokes Instagram page and share them here for you to learn.

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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!

Drawing of soup with a diamond in it. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots! Thanksgiving joke

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What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key!

Drawing of a turkey that has a key for legs. What kind of key can't open doors? A tur-key! Thanksgiving joke


Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Drawing of two cranberries blushing. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing! Thanksgiving joke

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Why didn’t the turkey eat dinner?
He was already stuffed!

Drawing of a turkey who ate too much. Why didn’t the turkey eat dinner? He was already stuffed! Thanksgiving joke


What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

Drawing of a ghost turkey. Thanksgiving joke

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What sound does a turkey's phone make? 
Wing! Wing!

Drawing of a turkey with a cell phone. Thanksgiving joke

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What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest!

Drawing of a farmer in a vest. Thanksgiving joke

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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather!

Drawing of turkey with an umbrella. Thanksgiving joke


Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!

Drawing of a chef holding cooked turkey. Thanksgiving joke
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What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!

Drawing of pilgrims playing rock music. Thanksgiving joke

There you have it! The top 10 funniest Thanksgiving jokes for November 2020. 

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What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!