Top 10 Funny Jokes - September 2020

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Here are the top 10 funniest jokes from September 2020. 

Each month I compile the top 10 jokes from our Learn Funny Jokes Instagram page and share them here for you to learn.

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What did the pony say when she had a sore throat?
I’m a little horse!

Drawing of a little horse. Funny joke

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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
Goes through a jarring experience!

Drawing of a pickle. Funny joke

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8

Why was the pencil so stinky?
It was a number 2!

Drawing of a pencil made of poop. Funny poop joke

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7

What washes up on small shores?
Micro- waves!

Drawing of a microwave on the beach. Funny joke

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6

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe!

Drawing of a sick shoe

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What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
A private tutor!

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor!

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How did the farmer fix his overalls?
A cabbage patch!

How did the farmer fix his overalls? A cabbage patch! Funny joke

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Why are doctors always calm?
They have a lot of patients!

Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients! Funny jokes

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What does a house wear?
Address!

What does a house wear? Address! Funny joke

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Thank you @arrowoodcoaching submitting this joke!


What do librarians bring with them when they go fishing?Bookworms!

What do librarians bring with them when they go fishing? Bookworms! Funny joke

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There you have it, another hilarious month filled with funny jokes to make anyone laugh. 

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