What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

Pirate jokesBirthday jokes

Jul 24

Written By Brian Vanaski

Illustration of an old pirate in a birthday hat. Pirate joke

When to tell this joke

Unwrap this joke at anyone's 80th birthday or a pirate-themed birthday party.

Who to tell this joke to

The birthday boy or girl, of course.

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