Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!

Holiday jokesFood jokes

Nov 8

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of soup with a diamond in it. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!

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