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What do dogs cook for breakfast? Pooched Eggs!
A funny joke about who cooks a breakfast to bark about.
What happened to the bean who was late for work? He got canned!
A funny joke about a bean got canned for being late to work.
What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree!
A funny joke about a tree that can hand out the shade.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? The retail store!
A funny joke about for those who shop retail.
What kind of teeth cost money? Buck teeth!
A funny joke about having a million dollar smile
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day? Frisbee!
A funny joke about a bee without a honey-comb.
Why was the strawberry crying? Her mom was in a jam!
A funny joke about how berry important your mom is.
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg froze? Shiver me timbers!
A funny joke about a pirate with cold feet.
What do birds call other birds that live nearby? Nest-door neighbors!
A funny joke about the suburban life of birds.
How do birds become rich? Invested in the Stork Market!
A funny joke about birds investing in their nest egg.
What do you call a wet baby owl? A moist-owlette!
A funny joke about joke about clean baby owl.
Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted!
A funny joke about Where's Waldo getting spotted.
What did the horse say when she fell down? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!
A funny joke about who is down on her luck.
Why did the pig leave the party early? Because everyone thought he was a boar!
A funny joke about how being a boar at a party will only leave you lonely.
How do trees get online? They log in!
A funny joke about how trees log into their computers.
Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they’re always stuffed!
A funny joke about a bear being too stuffed to eat dessert.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night? With flood lighting!
A funny joke about Noah making light of a dark situation.