Where do ghosts go for a swim? The Dead Sea!

Holiday jokes

Oct 8

Written By Brian Vanaski

Image of a ghost swimming at sea. Halloween Jokes for Kids

Make a splash with this funny Halloween joke you can tell your kids!

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What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-boo!

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-boo!

Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had good circulation!

Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had good circulation!

What did the bird say on Halloween? Twig or tweet!

What did the bird say on Halloween? Twig or tweet!

What do ghosts wear to improve their eyesight? Spooktacles!

What do ghosts wear to improve their eyesight? Spooktacles!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? An onion!

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? An onion!

Where do ghosts go for a swim? The Dead Sea!

Where do ghosts go for a swim? The Dead Sea!

Which part of the house is off-limits to ghosts? The living room!

Which part of the house is off-limits to ghosts? The living room!

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!

Why was the black cat so small?Because it only drank condensed milk?

Why was the black cat so small?Because it only drank condensed milk?

What kind of makeup do witches wear? Mas-scare-a!

What kind of makeup do witches wear? Mas-scare-a!

Why did the vampire like baseball? Because every night he turned into a bat!

Why did the vampire like baseball? Because every night he turned into a bat!

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? An onion!

How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper!