What do pirates do in their spare time? They make arrrrrrt!

Pirate jokes

Feb 18

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of a pirate with a paint brush

This artistic pirate joke will have you walking the plank in laughter.

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What do you call a pirate droid? Arrr-2-D2

What do you call a pirate droid? Arrr-2-D2

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?Because they can spend years at C!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?Because they can spend years at C!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R,' but it's actually the 'C!'

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R,' but it's actually the 'C!'

What do you call Apple's new invention for Pirates? The iPatch!

What do you call Apple's new invention for Pirates? The iPatch!

What do pirates do in their spare time? They make arrrrrrt!

What do pirates do in their spare time? They make arrrrrrt!

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At a second hand store!

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At a second hand store!

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of socks? Arrrrgyle

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of socks? Arrrrgyle

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg froze? Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg froze? Shiver me timbers!

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What do you call Apple's new invention for Pirates? The iPatch!

What did one bee say to the other? I love bee-ing with you!