What kind of key opens a haunted house? A spook-key!

Holiday jokes

Oct 5

Written By Brian Vanaski

A drawing of a ghost shaped like a key: What kind of key opens a haunted house? A spook-key!

Don’t be locked out of this hauntingly funny Halloween dad joke you can tell your kids.

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