Why do Saturdays and Sundays always avoid work? Because they're weak-ends!

Drawing of people relaxing on the beach

Saturdays and Sundays are like the superheroes of the week, but instead of fighting crime, they're fighting work! These two mighty days team up and use their secret power of "weak-ends" to dodge all responsibilities and chores. It's like they have a hotline to relaxation and leisure, and they're not afraid to use it! So next time someone asks why you're not working on the weekend, just tell them you're channeling your inner weak-end warrior! 💪😄


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