Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't eggs pursue a career in stand-up comedy? Well, it's not because they lack a sense of humor, but rather because they're afraid they might crack up the audience! You see, they're a bit shell-shocked by the whole idea of delivering yolks and puns on stage. And let's be honest, they've got enough pressure on them already trying not to scramble under the spotlight! So, until eggs get over their stage fright, they'll just stick to being eggstraordinary breakfast items and leave the comedy to the professionals. After all, nobody wants their jokes sunny-side down! 🥚😄
Funny food dad joke.