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Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference
A funny joke that will get a round of applause.
What's the cleanest type of birthday joke? One that's a soap-prise!
A funny joke to bubble up at the next Birthday party.
Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it!
A funny joke about to help you chill out on your birthday.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
A funny joke that will have the birthday boy or girl walking the plank giggling.
Why do candles go on the top of cakes? It's hard to light them from the bottom!
A funny joke to tell at birthdays.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter!
A funny joke to light up your day.
What holds the moon up? Moonbeams!
A funny joke about shining a light on nighttime construction.
When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
A funny joke about the best time visit the dentist.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
A funny joke about a honey hairdo.
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na!
A funny joke about how appealing Beethoven's music was.
Why couldn’t the fungus have people over? She didn’t have mushroom!
A funny joke about a mushroom who couldn’t party.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison!
A funny joke about a parent buffalo dropping their son off at school and saying, “Bison.”
What do you get if you poop in your overalls? Dung-arees!
A funny joke about overalls filled with poo.
Why doesn't it hurt when soda falls on you? Because it's a soft drink!
A funny joke about when friends collide.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side!
A funny joke about how Darth Vader from Star Wars enjoys his toast on the Dark Side.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa!
A funny joke about a chocolate covered sheep getting called candy baa.
Why would you fart in a wallet? To make gas money!
A funny joke about how farting in your wallet can magically make gas money appear.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue!
A funny joke about the color blue losing a little weight.