Where do you take sick ponies? To the horsepital!

Animal jokes

May 3

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of a sick horse with the caption “Where do you take sick ponies? To the horsepital!”

You’ll laugh until you’re sick with this funny horse joke. A funny animal joke about horses.

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