Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!

Holiday jokes

Mar 19

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of a skeleton with the caption “Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!” Funny joke

No bones about it! This is the most humerus skeleton joke you’ll ever hear. This is also a great Halloween Joke.

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