10 Clean Dad Jokes For Kids That Never Fail
Calling all pun-tastic families and laughter lovers! Get ready to groan, giggle, and snort-laugh with this collection of hilarious dad jokes, clean jokes, and jokes for kids. From fruity puns to pizza-licious humor, this post is packed with silly one-liners that will tickle your funny bone and leave you saying, "I can't believe I laughed at that!"
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue!
Why are piggy banks so wise? They’re filled with common cents!
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
What do you call a worm with no teeth? A gummy worm!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
What did one slice of pizza say to the other slice of pizza? You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!
What do you call someone who doesn’t like pizza? A weirdough!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi!
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism! I guess even rainbows have a dark side.
Hope these jokes brighten your day as much as they did ours! Don't forget to share the laughter with your friends and family.