10 Funny Christmas Jokes - Christmas dad jokes you can tell your kids - Volume 3
Here are 10 funny Christmas jokes gift wrapped just for you this Holiday season. All of our holiday jokes are hilarious dad jokes that you can tell your kids, guaranteeing solid belly laughs all around.
What do you call Santa when he falls in the fireplace? Krisp Kringle!
Why couldn't the pony sing Christmas carols? Because they were a little horse!
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause!
What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most? ELFies!
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
What did the big Christmas candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight!
Where does Santa swim? The North Pool!
What does a snowman say when they don’t want to do something? Snow-way-man!
How does Santa Claus clean his hands after Christmas? Hand Santa-tizer!
There you have it, 10 funny Christmas jokes you can share with friends and family for the Holidays. We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.