Top 10 Funny Animal Jokes for Kids - Vol 2

Here are the top 10 funny animal jokes for kids! 

Animal jokes can be a fun and lighthearted way to bring a smile to someone's face. Whether you're a fan of puns, dad jokes, or kids’ jokes, there's no denying the appeal of a good animal joke.

If you missed it, check out Animal Jokes Vol 1.

Drawing of a alligator with the caption What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A navi-gator!

What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A navi-gator!

Drawing of a mouse flossing with cheese. Caption What do mice use to floss their teeth? String cheese!

What do mice use to floss their teeth? String cheese!

Drawing of a iPad that looks like Minnie Mouse. Caption: What does Mickey use to browse the web? An iPad Minnie!

What does Mickey use to browse the web? An iPad Minnie!

Drawing of a horse going to the hospital

Where do you take sick ponies? To the horsepital!

Drawing of a cow reading the newspaper

How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper!

Drawing of two birds kissing

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

Drawing of a turkey with a wooden leg

What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!

Drawing of a horse with mayo for hair

Why was the horse named Mayo? Because Mayo neighs!

Drawing of a small black cat

Why was the black cat so small? Because it only drank condensed milk?

Drawing of a dog that looks like a popsicle

What’s the coolest dog? A pup-sicle!

We hope you laughed out loud to our funny animal jokes, featuring alligator jokes, mice jokes, Disney jokes, Thanksgiving jokes, horse jokes, and cat jokes.

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