Top10 Funny Dog Jokes - Volume 1

Here are the top 10 best dog jokes to make you and your furry friend smile! Try not to laugh at this funny video full of dad jokes you can tell your kids.

Drawing of a dog with a bone in mouth

What did the dog say before Thanksgiving dinner? Bone appetite!

Drawing of a magic dog

What do you call a magician’s dog? ‬‪A Labracadabrador!‬

Drawing of a dog that looks like a popsicle

What’s the coolest dog? A pup-sicle!

Drawing of a dog that looks like pasta

What’s a dog’s favorite food? Pawsta!

Drawing of a planet that looks like Pluto

What's Mickey's favorite planet? Pluto!

Drawing of a dog with a clock for a head

What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog!

Drawing of a dog dressed like Santa

What do you call a dog who works for Santa? Santa Paws!

Drawing of a dog dressed like Santa

What do you call a dog who loves Christmas? Feliz Navidog!

Drawing of a calculator that looks like a dog

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!

Drawing of a egg that looks like a dog

What do dogs cook for breakfast? Pooched Eggs!

There you have it, 10 funny dog jokes that will have you barking with laughter. We hope you learned a new funny dad joke that you can tell your kids.king

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