Funny Cookie Jokes

Take a bite out of this crumby cookie joke. This kid-friendly cookie joke with have children asking for seconds. We didn't forget about all the fathers out there—these puns and one-liners make for excellent cookie dad jokes too.

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Top 10 Funniest Birthday Jokes for Kids
Top 10 Funniest Birthday Jokes for Kids
Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of being kicked around!
Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of being kicked around!
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’re not allowed to travel!
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’re not allowed to travel!
How do hockey players make money? The tooth fairy!
How do hockey players make money? The tooth fairy!
Cheesy Pizza Dad Jokes
Cheesy Pizza Dad Jokes
Toilet Paper Potty Jokes for Kids
Toilet Paper Potty Jokes for Kids
10 Clean Dad Jokes For Kids That Never Fail
10 Clean Dad Jokes For Kids That Never Fail
Potty Jokes That Don't Stink for Kids
Potty Jokes That Don't Stink for Kids
10 Epic Dad Jokes
10 Epic Dad Jokes
10 jokes you can’t tell in school!
10 jokes you can’t tell in school!
Top 10 Football Jokes - NFL Dad Jokes
Top 10 Football Jokes - NFL Dad Jokes
How does a snowman get around? By riding an 'icicle!
How does a snowman get around? By riding an 'icicle!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!
What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!
Top 10 Christmas Jokes Vol. 2
Top 10 Christmas Jokes Vol. 2
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies!
Why don't Christmas presents ever get cold? Because they're always wrapped up!
Why don't Christmas presents ever get cold? Because they're always wrapped up!
Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private "elf" care!
Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private "elf" care!
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!
Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!
Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! 🦃🐛😂
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! 🦃🐛😂
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸🦃
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁
Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄
Why don't pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears! 🌽😄
Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!
Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!
What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"
What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁🦃
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁🦃