Top 10 funny Food Jokes for Kids - Volume 1

Top 10 food jokes for kids - Dad jokes

Here are the top 10 funny food jokes for kids!

Fill up on laughter with these tasty food jokes for kids. Here are all the jokes we will learn today!

Here are all the jokes we will learn today!


10
What do you call a potato with glasses?
A Spec-tator!

Drawing of a potato in glasses with the caption: What do you call a potato with glasses?  A Spec-tator!

9
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste!

Drawing of twin pears with the caption: How do you fix a broken tomato?  Tomato paste!

7
What do you call a breakfast superhero?
The Creped Crusader!

Drawing of a pancake superhero with the caption: What do you call a breakfast superhero?  The Creped Crusader!

6
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!

Drawing of a sad piece of bacon with the caption: Why did the pig stop sunbathing?  He was bacon in the sun!

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5
What happens when ice scream gets angry?
It has a melt down!

Drawing of a sad ice cream with the caption: What happens when ice scream gets angry?  It has a melt down!

4
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Iceberg-ers!

Drawing of a frozen burger with the caption: What do polar bears eat for lunch?  Iceberg-ers!

3
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
Bravocado!

Drawing of a champion avocado with the caption: What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?  Bravocado!

2
What do french fries do when they meet after a long time?
They ketchup!

Drawing of french fried friends ketching up with the caption: What do french fries do when they meet after a long time?  They ketchup!

1
What do you call an angry dessert?
Ice scream!

Drawing of a screaming ice cream with the caption: What do you call an angry dessert?  Ice scream!

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